Along time ago (03 November 2018), on a cliff face in Scotland…

A man is attacked by more than 50 angry seals. Seriously the coastguard had to rescue him and everything.

Are you kidding me? I just learned what to do during a bear attack. Now I have to worry about seals! This is a solid 4 out of 5 on the Doomsday Meter. No one is safe. Lions, tigers, and seals oh my.